Carnival Dreams

You know what I'm going to do when I grow up besides being a soldier and a surfer? I'm going to build a carnival and run it. There will be a dinosaur land and an experiment land. There's gonna be a store where you can buy dinosaurs and experiments and it will be really cheap. The best toys will be the cheapest, because I know what it's like to go to a shop and the best things are so expensive. So these will be cheap so even poor kids can get some good toys.

There will be 3 restaurants: Dino Burger, Sea Sandwich, and Experiment Casa. Experiment Casa is where you can get really good deserts that are healthy. That way people like Dadda can get some good desert that doesn't have any sugar.

There will be lots of rides and games and fun things to do, but you also get to learn stuff like all about dinosaurs and bugs. When you come in the door you get to walk through this huge dinosaur and see what his insides look like. There will also be a zoo section with lots of land and sea animals.

It will be such a cool carnival, but I just have to figure out a name for it. When I figure out a name for it I'll write it on my blog.

My Invention: The Experiment Ball

This one is for Miss Lori.

Check out this thing I want to invent. It's called the Experiment Ball. It starts with pieces of a dinosaur egg. You put it back together, then put it in a machine. Then it gets sprayed with dinosaur DNA, then it gets stamped with a color and a number with lasers.

Then another machine grabs it and puts it in box. Another thing grabs it and puts it in water and activates it. When it's ears and arms come out, there's a gun that shoots thousands of wires at him and that charges the molecums.

Then a bigger grabber thing puts it into a giant experiment ball, and there you go!

Evil Genius Musings: Experiments, Dolphins, & Stegosaurs

This one is for Stephy.

Stegosaurus skull

I think I know how make experiments. First you take the snake-like thing and you turn this switch down. That's you charge it's molecums. You want to charge the molecums or the experiment will have a glitch and it will die some day.

I would make an experiment that can shoot things out of its tummy. I could make one that could turn into different things. I could make a dinosaur experiment, maybe one that can make stegosaurus have bigger brains. That way it would be smarter and you could have a conversation with it.

Like dolphins have large brains, not small ones like the stegosaurus. Dolphins are so smart that they can talk to each other and even type on a 'puter. If Stein was an experiment I think he could turn people to be really smart like him.

Then I could make an experiment like Clip that cuts hair. But you better make sure you don't want that hair, because it will never grow back. That also makes it easy to take care of. Plus mumma says when I have shorter hair it makes me look handsome. I would definitely get a haircut from Clip. That way I'd never have to get haircuts from my haircut lady Angel. Angel is a nice lady but I just don't like getting haircuts.

There is so many cool experiments I could make. The only thing I'm missing is an evil genius laboratory.

Clip (Experiment 177)

[Dad's Note: 'Molecums' = molecules. The stegosaurus is sometimes called the dumbest dinosaur (but we don't use the words 'dumb' and 'dinosaur' in the same sentence in our house) because their brain was the size of a walnut.

The typing dolphin thing is true. Bridger is referencing a recent article about SeaWorld trainers using a special underwater computer to teach dolphins how to surf the Web.]

Climbing

This one is for Mumma.

Do you know what I've been doing lately? I've been trying things that I don't think I know how to do but I really can do. Now that I'm almost 6 I'm not afraid of a lot of things any more. Like I can jump right off the bars at the park and I can put my feet on the bar and hang upside down. And I can climb whatever I want- even arches in Moab.

Do you know who the best climber is? Stitch. He is the most powerful of the experiments. He can climb walls and climb on the ceiling and not too much blood will get in his head. That's how Jumba designed him.

Do you know what else is a good climber? Deinonychus. That raptor can climb all kinds of things. They climb trees to wait for food to come along and throw up the rocks in their belly.

Dinosaur Solution: Experiments

This one is for my teacher at church. I still can't remember her name but I really like her.

I wish my dad would make an experiment at his work. It would be a good experiment that could go back in time and put a big shield on the whole earth so the dinosaurs wouldn't die when the gigantic asteroid fell in Mexico.

Dadda would have to get instructions from Jumba first, so he would know how to make this experiment, He would have to follow Jumba's rules. Jumba lives in Hawaii but he works at Disney World, so we would probably have to go to Disney World to find him.

I Love Experiments

This one is for McCall. I love you, McCall.

I love experiments! Experiments are little things that can do stuff, but sometimes they do stuff that's bad. Jumba made them. He is a alien evil genius. He knows how to make anything. Experiment 626 is named Stitch. I am experiment 164. I am the dinosaur boy. I love dinosaurs so much that they love me. That is my powers.

I like Lilo. She is a little Hawaiian girl. Why wouldn't I not like her? I like her because she's pretty.

Pleakley is a goofball with one eye. Mosquitos like to bite him. Nani is boring. She be's mean on every single show. She goes surfing. That's where you get on a board and go into the ocean. Then you stand up and go fast. If you fall off the board then you sink, because people don't have air bladders like fish do.

The Dinosaur Boy Celebrates His 164th Post

[Dad's Note: Bridger's blog has reached a landmark of sorts. This is his 164th post. 164 was Bridger's first favorite number and for a while he associated it with everything. He has mentioned it often in his posts. Some examples:

7/5/06: "I am experiment 164. "
7/6/06: "That book is 164 special to me"
7/10/06: "When I am 8 I will get the priesthood power. It is 164 powerful!"
7/15/06: "I will stay awake 164 so I'll be awake when he gets home."
7/15/06: "There are 164 dinosaurs that lived."
7/31/06: "I just bought a deinonychus raptor for 25 cents! It's legs are 164 long!"
8/8/06: "Linzie broke through me and Connor and it hurt 164 bad."
8/27/06: "That place was 164 old, but not older than the dinosaurs."
10/23/06: "a pleiosaurus hunter who could fight hard and weighs 164 tons."]

I have 164 blogs! That's a lot. Right now I'm drawing a big huge haunted house with a guy that has no head and a big fat pumpkin. It's a spooky house, but not spooky to me. I'm making this for decorations for when it's Halloween again, so I'll be all set. This house has lizards in it and carnotaurs and snakes. Lizards are cool because they are reptiles like dinosaurs. Also it has experiments.

So Happy They Could Cry

This one is for Silas.

This is a picture of a experiment that I drawed for my dadda. He is crying because he is just so happy. Sometimes when people get married they just cry because they're just so happy. Like Miss Spider cried when she got married to Holly. Momma and dadda cried when they got married too. If I found a real dinosaur I would be so happy I would cry.

I Am Experiment 164

This one is for Coulter.

I watched Leroy & Stitch today 4 times. It has all the experiments in it. There is one that has pokies inside him and he can spread the pokies at the bad guys. The soldiers keep America safe from bad guys. The soldiers are in America somewhere.
I will tell you what experiments are in Leroy & Stitch so that people who didn't get to see it will know. There is one that looks like a stop light. And one can stretch very long. And there is an experiment that could shave everything. Jumba makes the experiments. He just has a little tank and he pushes that down and it makes the experiment real.

I am experiment 164. I have scripture power. It keeps me safe from sin. Scripture power is the power to win. I get it from the scriptures cause they are about Jesus and all the other good guys. I sometimes wonder why Jesus didn't give the Holy Ghost a body. If the Holy Ghost had a body he would look a little like the people on earth.

Stitch and His Cousins

This is a picture I drawed of Stitch and his cousins. They are experiences and they have power. The big one is Sparky. His power is he can destroy everything. He has 'lectricity. He shocks stuff. He is a little nice because he just shocked Lilo's friend's light. Those were bad girls.

Also there is one that flies and one that is a spider and one that looks like a baby dragon.

Stitch is a experiment. Lilo is a little Hawaiian girl. Hawaii is a place that's kind of like the beach. Hawaii is beautiful place.

I just found a coupon! A coupon is something so you can buy pizza.

My brother West wants to say something.

WEST: I like Cheby tucks. [Translation: I like Chevy Trucks.]

[Dad's Notes: "Experiences" = "experiments" from Disney's Lilo & Stitch franchise. Weston is Bridger's 3-yr-old brother.]