My Mumma Should Get a Real Job

This one is for my Robo Raptor.

I asked my mom if she ever heard of the Pocahontas plant. She didn't because she's not as smart as my teacher. Do you know why my teacher is smarter than my mom? Because she's a teacher.

I asked mumma why she doesn't have a job Mumma said her job is to be my mom. But I told her no, like a real job- where you go and they give you money to do stuff. I know lots of kids that have moms and their mom's have jobs. Maybe if she got a job she could be smarter like my teacher. Mumma thought that was very funny.

[Dad's Note: Boy, Mumma can't get a break. The other day Weston asked her, "You know why you're not so good at soccer? Cause you're just a mom, huh?" Good thing Mumma has a good sense of humor. And after Dadda sets them straight, she'll probably get an extra good Mother's Day present from her boys.]