David

This one is for Granny in Tescas.

There's this kid at school named Dave and he wants to be by me all the time and come with me everywhere, but the problem is he gets me in trouble all the time. He's not a very good kid at all and even he keeps trying to tell me he'll start being good, but he never does. All he does is get in trouble. If I don't pretend to be his friend he'll start a fight with me.

We were at recess and he just kept bothering me and here's what happened: First I heard the whistle and I knew it was time to go to the door. I kept on trying to go there but he kept jumping on me so I had to beat him off me. Some teacher saw me beating David off me and they made me go talk to some lady. I tried to tell her that David wouldn't get off me but she didn't believe me. I really don't like him one bit.

[Dad's Note: It's ok, pal. I made sure that all concerned parties were clear on who started the fight. I'm glad you didn't start it and I'm also glad you ended it.]