My Very Own Severed Turkey Foot

This one is for my severed turkey foot.

Dadda took us to this cowboy place that has tons of cool stuff like rabbit furs and fox heads and coyote fur and buffalo tusks. There was this mountain man that had some turkey feet he was selling for 5 dollars each. He said he got those turkey feet in Texas and the turkeys they came from are in wheelchairs for sure.

We didn't have any cash with us so we had to go to the Maverik and get some out of the money box. We got 10 dollars and went back to that mountain man. 5 bucks for Weston and 5 bucks for me. So we gave that mountain man that money and he gave us severed turkey feet. Can you believe that deal?

This is important to me because I think turkeys came from dinosaurs. A turkey foot looks a lot like a raptor foot. Their claws look a lot alike. So I put my turkey foot in my collection of real dinosaur stuff.