Happy Mr. Columbus Day!

This one is for Mr. Columbus because it's his special day today.

He wanted to go sailing on a boat and everybody kept telling him the earth was flat. I don't know why they thought that because that makes no sense at all. Maybe they didn't invent globes yet.

He sailed on his ships until he landed in America, then he sailed back and told everybody. I love boats but I don't want to be a sailor when I grow up. I want to be a paleontologist and a biologist, and all of the -ologies.

But if I don't do that I think I'd like to pick apples in an orchard. I love to hear the "snap" when you pull it off the branch.