I Have Perithal Vision

This one is for Stitch.

Did you know that I have perithal vision? I do. That's when you can see out the sides of your eyes and you can see things double. I know how to do a lot of things with my eyes. Kaden thinks he knows a lot of things. He may know how to burp whenever he wants to, but I know how to make pretended things look real with my eyes.

Like that Santa Claus over there. It's really pretended but it totally looks real. I just look at something with my eyes and my eyes do something to make it look real. It has to be something flat on a piece of paper and I can make it look not flat. That's a pretty cool thing to know how to do.

[Dad's Note: I think he's squinting and using double vision to make flat images look 3-D. Definitely cooler than knowing how to burp whenever you want- something, by the way, Bridger mastered at a young age and is now mentoring Weston on.]