Jungle Barbers

This one is for Jane.

Did you know what I found out? That people who live far away in the jungle use piranhas to cut their hair instead of haircutting things. They take some piranhas and cut their mouth off and then peel the skin off the mouth and then the haircutter guy cuts people's hair with their teeth. I think that's cool.

I do not like getting my hir cut, but maybe some day dadda can cut one of our piranhas' mouth off and use it to cut my hair. That would be a haircut I'd like to get!

[Dad's Note: Ours are actually pacu, the piranha's vegetarian cousin.]