Momma Has Five Cavities

This one is for a crocodile.

Did you know that there are kids at my school that are losing their teeth? Can you believe that? I would not like to lose my teeth. Momma has 5 cavities. They are these silver stuff that look like staples. That means you haven't brushed your teeth so good. I brush my teeth every day so I don't get cavities. Somebody needs to tell momma to start brushing her teeth better. I thought maybe momma was eating too much candy, but momma doesn't like candy, so it can't be that.

Dinosaurs couldn't brush their teeth. T-rex's arms were too short and apatosaurus's arms are his legs, so he couldn't use them to brush his teeth. But that's ok because dinosaurs' teeth would just grow back when they fall out. Same with sharks and some other creatures.

[Dad's Note: In momma's defense, her cavities are due to the shape of her molars. Momma brushes her teeth very well.]