Jesus Was Baptized

This one is for my church teacher.

Do you know what I learned in my church class today? That Jesus was baptized to John the Baptism in Jordan's waters. When you want to get baptized, first you have to believe in Jesus. Then you find a priesthood holder that you want to baptize you. I will have dadda baptize me.

Then you get baptized by 'mersion. That means your bad self gets washed away. So does your bad mind and you don't have bad dreams any more.

Jesus was a tough guy who lived in Jerusalem. That's in Asia. He had long hair because there wasn't electricity back in time. There was no wires running back and forth with electricity to run those haircutting things.

Now Jesus lives in the stars. After he got resurrected he called Mary's name and then he flew to the stars.

WESTON CHYMES IN: I thought Jesus lived in California.

[Dad's Note: So I guess he really is listening every Sunday! For more enlightening gospel-related posts, see Noah and His Trailer and Oh Little Town of Buffalo.]