Ella Smella Cinderella

[Dad's Note: One type of classic Bridger post is the How-Did-He-Get-There-From-Here post, where he starts one topic and ends up on an entirely different one. Enjoy.]

I used to want to name our new baby Ella, but now I changed my mind. Now I want to name her Angel. Angel Marven. That's a great name. It is a beautiful name, don't you think?

Tammy doesn't want us to name our baby Angel. She doesn't think that's a good name. She would like to name the baby Seven. What kind of a name is Seven? She said maybe we could call her Ella Smella Cinderella Seven. I told her that's not a real name.

We could call her just Cinderella, but I already know somebody named that. She is a beautiful princess that lives at Disney World. A princess is a girl who marries a prince. Like Cinderella cleaned stuff for a living. Then she went to the palace and married the prince. Now she's a princess.