Friday, June 30, 2006

Even McCall Would Think It's Cool

There's only one more Land Before Time that I need to get- Journey Through the Mists. I love that one best of all. It's gooder than the other ones. My favorite Land Before Time is all of them, but my very favorite is Journey Through the Mists. Oh, it's a good one. McCall has got to see it. Even she would think it's cool. Dinosaurs leave the Great Valley and go into the mists to find the night flower. That flower will help Littlefoot's grandpa. He is very sick, but dinosaurs don't have hostipals.

Maybe we'll go to the movie store to see if they have it. If they have it we can rent it and I can watch it with my dadda!

When I see things I never forget them. Also when I hear things I never forget them. I remember that dadda is 29. I know cause he told somebody that. I remember everything!

Thursday, June 29, 2006

For My Brother

This blog is for my brother Weston.

I be'd so nice to West today. Something was telling me to be really nice to him. I think it was Jesus or maybe my spirit. My spirit telled me to be really nice to him. It wasn't sounds. It was a little voice in my mind. So I was very nice to West. I did not make a fuss at him or tease him. I want West to be on my team forever.

WESTON'S TWO CENTS: That blog is for me! When I grow up to a dadda, I'm going to get me a car. When I get big I will fix something- like I will fix my 'puter if it's broken and do papers.

[Dad's Note: Bridger has always been very perceptive. His written words do not do this experience justice. Good, good kid.]

Wednesday, June 28, 2006

T-Rex vs. Triceratops

This one is for Sami. I want everyone to know that this one is for her.

Once a tyrannosaurus went to hunt other dinosaurs. He tried to get a triceratops but he missed. That triceratops stuck his horn into the t-rex's skin. Then he pulled it out and ran away. T-rex was hurt so he rested. He got up and saw a struthiomimus and he goed to attack it and he got it and ate it all gone. Then an archaeopteryx and some other lizards came and joined the t-rex and ate the rest of the flesh.

We went to a restaurant today that makes excellent chicken bones. Water balloons are so fun. I squirted my dadda today and he was soaking wet! The kids made the water balloons. I had a great idea! I got a cup and put water in it and I put it on dadda's dresser. Then when it's morning time I'm going to squirt him! Then my dad will say, "Hey!"

Dadda, can I push the orange button now that makes this go to the whole world?

Tuesday, June 27, 2006

Party Night Tonight!

I’m so excited we got Leroy & Stitch! It was 18 moneys. Momma had those moneys cause Dadda went to work and got them. I’m saving money for all the stuff that’s too many moneys. I need to get a Mega T-Rex. I want to get a space pillow that has a planet that’s shaped like a planet because it is a planet.

Stitch is a space alien. I’ve been so excited for this movie. I saw a little bit of it on a commercial. It’s a DVD so we can watch it in Momma’s room. It has another stitch that we’ve never seen. I almost seen all of the Lilo & Stitches. It’s going to be a party night tonight! But no party is fun without Dadda.

I can think of everything. I can remember everything. I can put everything in my mind. Even I can put my eyes in my mind and see in it. I’m putting them in there right now and all I see is Leroy.

[Dad's Note: Dadda can't be to the party night because he's at work earning "moneys" so that Bridger can buy all that stuff. Actually, we try to have Bridger do little jobs here and there to earn his own money so that he can buy things that are more than a couple dollars.]

Monday, June 26, 2006

Jurassic Park on VHL

This one is for Elyse.

I got three comments! From Granny in Tescas and Steph and Jennifer!

I love that Jurrasic Park tape. We usually watch DVD's in Momma's room but we can't watch VHL tapes in there because there is not player for it. I watch VHL tapes only in my room because I have that player in there.

There is a funny computer with a guy that goes uh-uh-uh, uh-uh-uh. There is a triceratops that gets sick. That is Jurassic Park 5. There is a terrible storm but it didn't kill the dinosaurs because they goed in the bushes. That bad storm never stopped for a long time, like 20-40. When it stopped a brachiosaurus came out of the bushes. But the water shaked so much that it got in the house and the house flooded. It was a happy ending.

[Dad's Note: VHL=VHS. The boys have a VHS player in their room so that they can pop in tapes without having to navigate a menu. Thus they get to enjoy such classics as Jurassic Park, The Lorax, and Feival Goes West. He's really into attributing a number to movies, like Jurassic Park 5, which is really just Jurassic Park.]

Sunday, June 25, 2006

Welcome to Dinosaur Mountain!

This one is for Will. He helped me build Dinosaur Mountain.

Dinosaur mountain is really cool. But Kade doesn't think it's cool. He thinks everything I show him is evil. But dinosaurs aren't evil. Only meateaters are not good to other dinosaurs. But they're not evil because evil means very bad, and they're not very bad. They're not bad to me, because I'm their friend. Dinosaurs are my bestest bestest friend.

My best friend that's a person is Lorenzo and Sami and Hollis and Ty; McCall, Connor, Kaden, Dallin. I have so much friends that are little kids. Three girls I don't know, that were at the hotel at Disneyland when I went swimming.

There's a lot of dinosaurs that go to Dinosaur Mountain. There's an apatosaurus, stegosaurus, archaeopteryx and t-rex and allosaurus. Dinosaur Mountain has a head, and if it's real the eyes would have fire. It makes sounds but I forgetted what sounds it makes. I just bought ankylosaurus. I did hard work and I earned money to buy him. The mammoth was 16 moneys. Dadda thought it was 12.

There's a cyber-tooth and a mammoth. I'm not interested in mammoths. The only one I like is the one that goes to Dinosaur Mountain. There's also one that I don't know that goes with that set. If you buy that set you will find that dinosaur. There's quetzlcoatlus, but that goes to Raptor Peak. I just need the dimetrodon, parasaurolophus, and Mega T-Rex.

I'm going camping in the mountains soon. I'm going to sleep with Tiff! Everyone in my whole family that I know is going to be at camping, except Tammy. Without Tammy, it won't be any fun at all.

Will, what's your phone number? What's his name that lives with Will? Not the girl baby. Janet? Oh, Jennifer. Is that her nickname? I really like her.

If I go to the top of this, then I can see everything I writed! I'm not tired at all because I've had such a fun day today.

[Dad's Note: My, Bridger was verbose today! And just a little wired. Dinosaur Mountain is actually T-Rex Mountain from Fisher-Price's Imaginext line.]

Saturday, June 24, 2006

Dinosaur Anatomy 101

This one is for Jesus.


This is a picture of me and West and my new cousins Hollis and Ty. We are at the water lake.

Inside a dinosaur is muscles, bones, a heart, and blood. Bones are fossils. They have a head of a bone where there brain is. Diplodocus has a very teeny brain. I'm not going to say he's dumb because I like him, but he is not smart at all. A troodon has a big brain and he's pretty smart. There is a guanodon with skin, then he is muscles, then just bones. Once a guanodan growed out of skin so his skin was off, so he was just walking around in his muscles! His skin just laid there.

Friday, June 23, 2006

Meet "The Group"

This one is for Karen in Hawaii. Lilo and Stitch learned me a lot about Hawaii, but Lilo is pretended. Hawaii is fire rocks on volcanos.

This is a picture of "the group." I setted them up. They are a family. They live at my house. There are two packs in the group. Those dinosaurs march and march. They are happy because they found the most beautiful place- the Great Valley. So they were so happy. There is styrachosaurus, dilophosaurus, pleiosaur, and apatasaurus. And T-Rex and carnotaur and stegosaurus.

Coulter is a happy little boy. He is happy because his family is with him and he isn't left behind. Ohana means family and family means nobody is left behind or forgotten. Sometimes I think ohana means a hole in a door, the kind you put your key in to unlock it. I don't know why I think that.

Thursday, June 22, 2006

Thoughts of Dinosaurs and Sick People

This post is dedicated to Lorenzo

I'm thinking about my skishy dinosaurs. And I'm thinking about other people- like my new cousins AJ, Hollis, and Ty, and my friend Lorenzo and his girl baby Clay. Lorenzo's favorite color is black, like my favorite color. But black is not a color at all. Black is just no white.

I'm also thinking about sick people like Dus-E-Boy. It's good to think of others because you can't just think about yourself all the time. I can't say "hostipal" right. Maybe when I turn 5 I can say it right. Hostipals just have things like blood-pushers and shots and sick people like Dus-E-boy.

This is a picture of a ornithalestes.

I don't ever want to get obetes. I don't like shots at all. You get obetes if it's in your DIN- that's strings in your body.

[Dad's Note: "DIN strings" = DNA Strands. Not sure where he picked that up. Per earlier posts, Dus-E-Boy (uncle Dustin) was diagnosed with diabetes recently. Apparantly Bridger thinks he now lives in the "hostipal."]

An Evening At The Food Maverik

This one goes to Granny from Teskas. She reads this every day.

I love going to the food Maverik! That's a place where you get candy, but it has food too. The Maverik by my house has no food. There was a girl that gave me my favorite ice cream. I forgot to tell her thanks, so I had to find her and tell her thanks. At the food Maverik I eat chicken bones. I pretend they are dinosaur bones. I love the meat that's on the top. I rip it to shreds!

I only like two meats- chicken bones, and meat that's inside of garbage. The round meats. The ones in wrappers.

A very long time ago, some little boys found a cave and found dinosaur bones. But they were not dinosaur bones at all. They were real velociraptors! Those boys are the only ones who know about it. It's not for really real. It's pretended. Only in the story they are real.

I just flossed my teeth. Mmm... That was good floss. Could I have another one? It tastes so good.

Yesterday we read about a pleiosaur that was a fierce hunter that was attacked by a pleurodon. It got attacked and ran to the river and swam off. I'm so excited to see which dinosaur we read about next!

[Dad's Note: The "food Maverik" Bridger is referring to is the Denny's-type restaurant inside the Flying J truck stop near our house. Bridger thinks all gas stations/convenience stores are Maveriks. I think with the "meats inside of garbage" he's talking about Slim Jims. Weston loves them and we always refer to the empty wrappers as garbage.]

Tuesday, June 20, 2006

Introducing "The Kids"

[Dad's Note: "The Kids" dropped by tonight while Bridger was blogging. They had some insightful things to add to Bridger's thoughts. Kade is 6 and McCall is 4.]

This one is for my cousins Hollis and Ty.

This is some pictures of a dilophosaurus and a velociraptor.
Spiders are bad because they suck good bugs' blood. But maybe they're not bad because Jesus made them to eat bugs. Insects are bugs, like praying mantis. Did you know that praying mantis's are bad? I saw the sneaker spider again on the kids' trampoline. It's not scary to me because I'm tough. I'm not afraid of ghosts or skeletons or monsters. But monsters are pretended. The Holy Ghost is real. He looks like he has a body but he doesn't. It is a spirit that is on our team and he helps us. Dinosaurs and the soldiers are on our team too. So is the baby Jesus and Mary. Do you know how much I like these guys? 26! Is that a lot?

MCCALL CHYMES IN: Spiders are bad for you to eat. I like butterflies. Bridger likes butterflies but those are cute and pretty so they're mostly girl things. Some other girl things are dolls. I have one, two polly pockets but I lost them. I touched Bridger's lizards. They feel smooth and they're fast. Lizards are boy and girl stuff.

KADE'S THOUGHTS ON THE MATTER: Caterpillars, grasshoppers, and ants are mostly boy stuff, because they don't have beautiful colors that girls usually like, and girls are usually afraid of those insects. Queen ants are girly too. Insects are evil to me. I kill every one I see.

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Monday, June 19, 2006

Sneaker Spiders At The Kids House

This post is for Lisa. She is the kids mom. I sit in her swing and talk to her about dinosaurs. She be's very nice to me and I love her very much.

Did you know that dragons are cold-blooded monsters? I got a cool dragon at Wa-Mart, but now I can't find it anywhere.

There is a sneaker spider at the kids house. It sneaks up on me every single day. But Weston killed it with a stick. But it was the momma one he killed. The dad is still out there somewhere. Probably under the ground, since that's where bugs live. When Weston finds it he will kill him too.

There is a hole outside the kids house. We should dig it up and find if there's any spiders in it. I was at the kids house and I opened the back door. Lisa was going to come out to watch that trick I can do. I can do a hand-stand flipover cartwheel. See? When she opened the door I seed a spider that's a sneaker spider. It was the momma. It's not a zebra spider. A zebra spider is a spider that's striped up with white black white black white black everywhere.

WESTON'S OUTLANDISH CLAIM OF THE DAY: I'm going to get a new pool because there's spiders in my other one. I'm going to get it at the Wal-Mart.

[Dad's Note: Maybe our family should spend a little less time at Wal-Mart.]

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Sunday, June 18, 2006

Fathers Day Random Thoughts

This post is for Isabella.

I love her. I have lots of girlfriends. A lot of them want to be friends with me. Father's day means your father is in charge and he can do what he wants and your boys have to snuggle with you. And you can spend time with your dad. My dadda watched the Magic Schoolbus 4 and Feival Goes West with me today.

A dimetrodon is a kind of dinosaur. I know 55 things about dimetrodon. He hunts for petrolacosaurus. Those are kind of like my lizards only bigger. He has a fan on his back. It look like wings but it's not wings. It's very large and it protects him.

Camping is the best place to play dinosaurs. There's just not enough space in my house to play dinosaurs. But there is lots of space at camping. I'm going camping on Tuesday. Camping is far away. Tim is at camping. I like Tim. He lets me play at Tiffy's house. It's momma's birthday when we're camping. I'm going to get her flowers, but it's a secret.

WESTON'S TWO CENTS: I love froggies and I love Coulter. I get a pack-pack for my dadda for father's day. It costs 45. It is green. It is orange. And I got a dark green one for me. And I got Bridger a real dinosaur! But it's a toy. I drive the car last night and went to Maverick. I called the lady and he didn't have it.

[Dad's Note: Other than the first sentence, we have no earthly clue what Weston is talking about. Bridger's lizards are anoles, and petrolacosaurus actually does resemble an anole. Tim is Bridger's uncle and Tiff's dad.]

Saturday, June 17, 2006

A Day Of Fun

This morning we went to the chalk place. I drew a dinosaur with chalk. I won lots and lots of prizes. I won a shark and a car with guns on top. There is a fountain that sprays up and I ran in it. Then we goed to the park and they had free water. I climbed up a big rock. They had a special belt on a string. I put my hand on one rock then I put my other hand on another one and pulled myself up. Me and Weston had a number on our back and ran in a race. I ran fast as a velociraptor. I didn't win. Sometimes when you lose, you win because I did my very best. Weston ran as fast as Lightning McQueen.

Friday, June 16, 2006

Coke Bad, Chocolick Milk Good

Weston is a teaser. He teased me that the longnecks didn't come before the T-Rex, but I know that they were there before T-Rex. Weston doesn't drink Coke any more because I told him it makes his muscles little. I just drink chocolick milk and water and juice, so my muscles are strong. Chocolick milk is not like Coke. You shouldn't drink Coke because it makes you small and makes your muscles little.

Did you know that a microraptor looks like a bird? But the oviraptor doesn't. Or the Utah raptor or velociraptor or eoraptor. The deinonychus kind of looks like a bird. There is even a bambiraptor. But it doesn't look like Bambi. He looks more like a compsagnathus. But here's the thing- it isn't a compsagnathus.

[Dad's Note: "Chocolick milk" is our little code name for PediaSure. But don't tell Bridger that (he wouldn't drink it if he knew it was healthy). He's quite the picky eater and is pretty stubborn about things, so we round his diet out with a little "chocolick milk" on the side.]

Thursday, June 15, 2006

Long, Long Ago..13 Years Ago!

This one is for Will and Jen:

I’m just not interested in the mammoths. They're boring. Monkeys, Rhinos, Saber-tooth tigers, cheetahs- I already know a lot about those animals. But I know more about dinosaurs than those animals.

A long time ago- 13 years ago- dinosaurs were not dinosaurs. They were sea creatures. Then they growed into dinosaurs. Everything just growed from the ocean. I watched Dinosaur Planet and I saw some cool things!*

Did you know there is a new creature that looks like a dimetrodon, but it isn’t a dimetrodon? It’s a big giant dinosaur that used to live a long time ago. There were also some mean lobsters that growed out of their skin. There was a fish that is not a fish that growed bigger and stronger and dangerouser than those mean lobsters. It got one of the lobsters when he wasn’t looking. The fish just caught it with its sharp teeth.

We had a picnic outside while momma was inside the house cleaning. Then I had a great idea. We could play dinosaurs. The pirates got them. But T-Rex came to the rescue. So did triceratops and pterodactyl. I like to play dinosaurs in the dirt. The dinosaurs won and the pirates lost. The pirate’s heads are all in the dirt because the dinosaurs have powerful power.

I wish I could do this all day, every day- even dark time and party days and church days.

[*Gee thanks, Discovery Channel, for so effectively indoctrinating my 4 yr old child into Darwinism.]

Wednesday, June 14, 2006

Preslie and a Land Before Time Marathon

This one is for Preslie. I was thinking about her and I love her way way way way way much! Too much to count. Maybe Jesus will help me find her address.

I watched all the Land Before Times today. I started in the morning and ended at dark time. I watched Saurus Rock first, where the sharp-teeth attack the longnecks and the longnecks whacked a mountain down to get them.

Then I watched the one about Chomper when he was little. My favorite one is all of them, but the Journey Through the Mists is my most favorite. Cera is a triceratops. She gets angry and grumpy. She's mad all the time. Not sad alot, mad a lot. Her dad, Mr. Three Horn, says you got to stand tough. If you don't like it, tough!

I don't know if Preslie likes dinosaurs. I'll have to ask her when I find her.

[Dad's Note: Bridger's tonsils have been bugging him, so today he decided to stay inside. After two Land Before Time movies, he insisted on finishing the entire 11 movie series (Bridger is a little obsessive, if you can't tell).]

Tuesday, June 13, 2006

My New Cousin AJ

This one is for AJ.

We went to see AJ today. He is my brand new cousin. His mommy is Susan but he didn't come out of her belly. He comed out of another mommy's belly and growed big. He is my friend. I gave him a special package of dinosaurs because it was his special day.

Then we went to see Dus-E-Boy at the hostipal. He is there because he has obetes. He had a blood pusher in his arm.

[Dad's Note: AJ is a 2-year-old boy who was adopted by cousins Susan and David last week. Bridger met him for the first time today. "Obetes" = "diabetes" (see yesterday's post).]

Monday, June 12, 2006

My Uncle Dus-E-Boy

This post is for Dus-E-Boy. I really like Dus-E-Boy. He's married to Courtney (Alissa). I know he likes me. You can call him Dus-E-Boy or Uncle D. or even Dustin.

I am worried about him because he got 'betes. Betes makes you sick and have to go potty lots. When you have betes you have to get a shot every single day to make you helpthy. I do not like shots. But it's ok because me and Weston said a special prayer for him. Jesus will help Dus-E-Boy because he has power of the priesthood.

Dinosaurs don't get betes, but if they did, only an animal doctor could help them.

Ammon, you have lizards that live in your backyard? Wow, I wish I had some in my backyard. I had to get mine from the store.

[Dad's Note: "betes" = "diabetes." The comment to Ammon refers to this comment that he left earlier today.]

Sunday, June 11, 2006

Butterflies!

This post for Tammy. We went skating tonight and it was great! We watched out for cars. Tammy said I was doing good.

Yesterday my caterpillars turned into butterflies! We got those caterpillars at Dinosaur Days. Birds were eating them. We just caught them before the birds could get them. We put them in a jar with sticks and leaves for them to eat. They spinned cocoons and went in them. When baby caterpillars are born their mom tells them they should go in their cocoons when they grow up. One of my caterpillars didn't believe his mom and didn't go in his cocoon, so he died. The other ones went in their cocoons.

Day after dark-time, day after dark-time, day after dark-time- then in the morning they turned into butterflies and came out. We looked and there was a butterfly in the bottle. It was trying to learn how to fly and it flew away. Then one more. But the dead one stayed a caterpillar. This is a picture of one of my butterflies.

I'm done talking. My voice needs to take a rest.

Dadda, what's so funny?

Saturday, June 10, 2006

Ants, Bees, and Sami

Ha! Dadda's watching the Magic Schoolbus with me! it learned me that there are builder ants. They build. There are nurse ants and they grab the babies. First they're in a cocoon, then they're inside a worm, then they're an ant. The worms are called flarve.

Bees have a hole in their tongue to suck the honey inside their tongue. Then it goes in their tummy.

Sami be's nice to me and we talk about Jesus. Jesus helps people when they're dead and makes them reselected. He kills bad guys and lives in the stars. I like to talk to Sami about Jesus.

[Dad's Note: Bridger (4) and Sami (5) sometimes have long, drawn-out conversations about Jesus and the gospel (when he's not talking her ear off about dinosaurs).]

Friday, June 09, 2006

All Aboard the Magic Schoolbus!

[Dad's Note: Though Bridger's musings are for the world's enlightenment, he sometimes dedicates posts to individual people. We haven't been making note of them on the blog, but will from now on.]

Tonight's post is dedicated to Sami.

I love the Magic Schoolbus! It learns me about bugs and bees and too much stuff. The Magic Schoolbus is a bus that's magic. It can turn into things- like if the show is about bees it turns into a bee. And then a butterfly. There are kids in the show and even a lizard named Liz, just like my lizard named Lizzy! I want my dad to watch it with me but he has to go to work to earn money because we sometimes waste food.

We saw Weston's favorite movie- Cars. My favorite was the Dinoco car because it has a dinosaur on him and he's blue. There is a Maverick station that is Dinoco, where the Dinoco car and the helicopter live.

[Dad's Note: The boys and I have a tradition of going to the Maverick gas station by our house from time to time for treats. Hence, Bridger thinks that all gas stations are Maverick. Bridger's friend Sami, to whom tonight's post is dedicated, has just started her own blog.]

Thursday, June 08, 2006

The Story of the Unlucky Tenontosaur

Some tenontosaurs were just walking and they smelled a stinky smell. They did not like that smell because that meant it was raptors- deinonychus raptors. The tenontosaurs tried to run away but the deinonychus runned and jumped onto the tenontosaur, then he scraped him with his claw and that knocked the tenontosaur down. Then the raptor said "come and get it", then the baby raptors came.

This is true. I know because I'm a dinosaur boy. Also because paleontologists found fossils. A fossil is when a dinosaur dies and goes to Jesus and lava comes over him and makes a fossil.

Tomorrow I am going to Lorenzo's party then I'm going to go see cars. West wants to say something-

Weston: I like the red one, the queeny. The mean car just got the red car. Just cars and police mans are in that show. The tow truck is tow mater.

Wednesday, June 07, 2006

Caterpillar Update

Caterpillars are baby butterflies. They just haven't grown their wings yet. Two of my caterpillars are in their cocoons. The other one is not. I don't think he'll ever get into his cocoon. How can I make it get in a cocoon so I can see what kind of butterfly it will be? Maybe when he sees the other ones turn into butterflies, he'll want to go in his cocoon. But when they're butterflies they need to be careful with their wings, because their wings might touch something and make them not fly anymore.

Tuesday, June 06, 2006

Bugs 101

Some bugs are nice and some are mean. Sometimes I wonder why Jesus made mosquitoes have sharp noses. They stick their sharp noses into your skin and suck your blood. They eat blood because that’s what they’re supposed to eat. Some nice bugs are potato bugs, lady bugs, brown ants, butterflies, dragonflies, caterpillars. Lady bugs choose to be nice. They just crawl around and sometimes fly when they see a bigger thing than them.

Spiders are bad bugs. Spiders are not bugs but they look like bugs. Red ants are bad. Flies eat guts! They land on guts and eat them. But flies aren’t mean. We smash mean bugs.

Today I was collecting brown ants and Weston was collecting potato bugs. I put all the brown ants in my dump truck. One ant was carrying food and I took that food he was carrying and put it in the dump truck and I put that ant in the dump truck too. Me and West were smashing red ants. This is a picture of us smashing the red ants.

Monday, June 05, 2006

Too Many Moneys

Whenever I see something that's dinosaur that I don't already have, I want to get it. But sometimes things are too many moneys. When something is too many moneys I give it a kiss and put it up really high in a safe place. Mega T-Rex is too many moneys so I have to wait until I have enough.

My muscles are so big I can move the couch. See? My muscles got big because I drank water and chocolick milk. I could even kill bad guys.

Sunday, June 04, 2006

Sunday Night Random Thoughts

When it's my birthday, do you know what cake I want? A dinosaur cake from Wal-Mart! Simmy had a Batman car on his cake so I want a dinosaur on my cake. When I turned four I had a red dimetrodon on my cake. When I grow up I think I'll be 28. I will still like dinosaurs when I grow up because they are the most powerful creatures that ever walked the earth. Some even lived in the Tooele Valley. And Utah is where the Utah Raptor was found.

I like my lizards so much and I really want to hold them. I want to say hi to Carter. He is a baby. He is my cousin and I love him so much.

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Saturday, June 03, 2006

Introducing Lizzy and Noodle

I got some real live lizards today! Lizards are dinosaurs' cousins. They are mountain lizards that come from the jungles in Florida. Disney World is in Florida. My favorite place in Disney World is Dino Land. I love my lizards. I named the big one Noodle and the little one Lizzy. If you make them scared their tails fall off. But don't worry, they grow back. Oh, I'm so excited about those lizards!

I'm watching Spongebob right now. It has dinosaurs in it! The parrot had a surprise for the pirate and it was a T-Rex and the T-Rex ate the pirate. He tickled because of the T-Rex's teeth. Hmm.. Maybe that was just a commercial though.

Good night, lizards.

[Dad's Note: Lizzy and Noodle are Brown Anoles.]

Friday, June 02, 2006

First Addition to the Bridger Fine Arts Gallery

This is a picture of an art I made for my momma. It is a stick with pretty stuff on it. I made it because I thought she would like it.

It is a motor speedboat that can go fast. The grass is the peddles and the orange thing is the motor. The rock looks like a crocodile so the crocodile is driving the boat. I found that rock at the kids house. Did you know there is a rock that looks like a triceratops at the kids house? Momma said "I love it" when I gave it to her. Momma will put it someplace special.

I love skating so much. I'm going to go skating with Tiff tomorrow. I love you, Tiff.

Thursday, June 01, 2006

Thanks for reading my blog!

Thank you everybody for reading my blog! Lisa said the kids was reading my blog today. Dadda read me a letter from Brady. Thanks for all the people who write me letters.

I got some new roller skates today! I just tried them and I was holding dad's hand so I would not fall down. It's a little hard. My dadda says I'm doing it perfect. I'm holding my skates in my bed right now. I've been doing tricks with my roller skates. On my skates I can run the same fast as a velociraptor.

Coulter is milking his boat cause he doesn't want to go to bed.

[Dad's Note: Bridger is really enjoying this whole blog thing. We read him all of the comments he gets and he loves hearing them- so keep them coming! We sometimes use the phrase "milking one's goat" to describe somebody who is loitering or deliberately biding time. His little brother Coulter doesn't want to go to bed, so he's being especially cute and nice so he won't have to.]