Tonsil Troubles

I went to the doctor today because I need my tonsils out. Tonsils are huge balls in your mouth. I think tonsils are supposed to help your body, but mine stopped working. I did not get any shots, but Dr. Shah looked in my mouth with a flashlight and he will take those tonsils out because they make me cough and have a headache!

I have a dollar that is five dollars and I’m going to buy a Mega T-Rex with it. But the Mega T-Rex is very too many dollars, like 10. The ice cream truck came and I got my favorite ice cream and I bought it with my own money that’s called a dollar. Now I have five dollars left and that’s a lot. You can get ice cream with dollars. You can get pizza with dollars. You can get dinosaurs with dollars and even a cool dragon.

Stitch and His Cousins

This is a picture I drawed of Stitch and his cousins. They are experiences and they have power. The big one is Sparky. His power is he can destroy everything. He has 'lectricity. He shocks stuff. He is a little nice because he just shocked Lilo's friend's light. Those were bad girls.

Also there is one that flies and one that is a spider and one that looks like a baby dragon.

Stitch is a experiment. Lilo is a little Hawaiian girl. Hawaii is a place that's kind of like the beach. Hawaii is beautiful place.

I just found a coupon! A coupon is something so you can buy pizza.

My brother West wants to say something.

WEST: I like Cheby tucks. [Translation: I like Chevy Trucks.]

[Dad's Notes: "Experiences" = "experiments" from Disney's Lilo & Stitch franchise. Weston is Bridger's 3-yr-old brother.]

There's a 'Merican Flag Sticking Out Of Our Grass

I'm thinking about soldiers right now. Soldiers stand very still. They sometimes sing songs. They fight the bad guys and some of them die. Maybe dinosaurs can help the soldiers kill the bad guys!

Dadda, are you writing everything I say?

Soldiers make me happy. They are very nice guys. I love them very much.

Somebody put a 'Merican flag in our grass today. It is my favorite flag. It is square- no, rectangle- and it has 3 colors. It has stars. When we see the 'Merican flag we put our hands on our heart and say the American flag thing. America is the best place to be because we have lots of good guys.

There's a statue of a lady called the statue on the temple. She just stands there and holds that fire stick up in the air. It means America. It's not real fire in there but I pretend it's real fire.

[Dad's Note: "statue of the temple" = "Statue of Liberty" and "the American Flag thing is the Pledge of Allegiance."]

Herbivores and Oviraptors

Do you know what dinosaurs call dreams? Sleep stories. In Littlefoot's sleep stories everything is flying, even the rock and all the longnecks.

Herbivores eat anything that's soft and green like leaves, tree stars- even plants. They would even eat pillow plants.

Carnivores means meat-eater. They eat other dinosaurs. I don't know what kind of raptor I'm holding so I'll have to look it up. It's not an oviraptor because it doesn't have a flap on his head, and he would be bigger. I will have my dad look it up on the 'puter. Oviraptor means "egg stealer."

Now I would like to push buttons: bridgeeeeeeeeer pop dad nordcddttt

Here is another picture of an oviraptor.

Compsagnathus: The Funniest Dinosaur

We watch Jurassic Park 2 every day when we drive in the car. It is about the dinosaur world and some people have a party on the beach and they don't know it's really the dinosaur world. Then the girl goes hiking and finds a compsagnathus and it starts out with just one, but then more and more compsagnathuses come. Then the girl gets scared but she doesn't know that those compsagnathuses is just trying to tell her jokes. The other guys don't want to come to the island because they call it "the Five Deaths."

Kelsey is my friend. She is my cousin, but Ryan doesn't live with her any more. He lives really far away.

[Dad's Note: Bridger says that the compsagnathus, besides being the smallest dinosaur, is also the funniest. Ryan is Kelsey's brother and he is currently on an LDS mission in Spain.]

Caterpillars and Dinosaurs

I love worms and caterpillars. They are so nice. We went to dinosaur days today and saw caterpillars getting eaten by birds. The caterpillars did not want to get smashed or ate but they were too slow and the birds started getting them. We was trying to find the caterpillars before the birds could eat them. Some of them were dead and one was leaking his guts. He was going to die and go to Jesus, so we put him back in the bushes. We catched some of the alive ones and brought them home.

A silly guy saw the dimetrodon and said it wrong. I said actually it is a Di-ME-tro-don.

Tammy can't say compsagnathus very good. She's old and she has too many years. She is 97. That's a lot. But after she comes back alive in the reselection she will be able to say all the dinosaurs good.

[Dad's Note: "Reselection" = "resurrection," and Tammy is actually 40-something.]

Who Would Win?

If a T-Rex and a brachiosaurus get in a fight, the brachiosaurus would win because he has a long tail, and he could slap the T-Rex with it before the T-Rex could even bite him. Maybe he could even grab the T-Rex with his tail and throw him far away.

If a velocirapter fought an archaeopteryx, the velociraptor would win. The archaeopteryx has claws but the raptor can jump high and run fast. He would wait for the archaeopteryx to land, then he would jump fast and get him with the claws on his legs.

If an allosaurus fought a pachycephalosaurus, the allosaurus would win. The pachycephalosaurus has a hard head, but allosaurus has a mouth full of sharp teeth.

If a T-Rex fought a triceratops, the T-Rex might win but he would get a mouthful of horns.

[Dad's Note: Once again, absolutely no editing here. You read it exactly how he said it.]

I LOVE Preslie

I love Preslie. I think she's pretty. She lets me pop the bubbles and I like popping bubbles.

That picture is a map. There's too much to tell on this map. There is Granny from Teskas on it and a soccer game. A map helps you get to the places you want to go. There is an 'X' where the treasure is. There is also a 'W' on there. I write 'W's' good.

I want to be a dinosaur when I grow up because I like dinosaurs. A gigantosaurus means gigantic, and gigantic means hulamongous, and hulamongous means very very big.

Gigantosaurus is also a meat-eater and has very sharp teeth.

[Dad's Note: 'Teskas' = 'Texas' and 'hulamongous' = 'humongous.' I have no idea what bubbles he's talking about]

I like Preslie

When I grow up and when Preslie grows up, I'm going to marry her. But I'm going to still live with mom and dad. Presley will just come and live with us.

In Dinotopia, 26, Tex and Mara found an old Iguanodon skin. They got inside it and put a rope on the hole and if there was air coming out, Tex just put Spaz in the hole. Then they flyed inside of the the old Iguanodon skin. Then the T-Rex saw them and 26 helped him because his tooth had a splinter in it. When she was done, 26 said "sorry Mara, I used all your herbs."

I really like Preslie

[Dad's Note: Presley is a little girl in Bridger's preschool class. Dinotopia is a movie about dinosaurs. The two are completely unrelated]

Hello World!

My name is Bridger. I am 4 years old. I love dinosaurs. They are the most powerful creatures to ever walk the earth.