Wednesdays with West: When I Grow Up

This one is for Coulter because he is little.

When I grow up I will be able to cut Spam like dadda. I will work on race cars and I will work all night. When you get a flat tire it goes bubump. Then you get a black thing and go outside and pump the tire. Then the tire gets big. Race car drivers race all night and whoever gets to the finish line is the winner and gets the Pixon Cup.