Snakes 101

This one is for Madison. Some people call her Maddie but her name is really Madison.

I'm playing snakes right now. I have a rattle snake, a generic snake, and a asp. Rattle snakes live in North America. Asps live in Africa. Generic snakes live everywhere. Generic snakes are when workers who make toys try to make snakes but they don't know anything about snakes so they make generic snakes.

Snakes can eat stuff that's bigger than big because their mouth opens really wide. That's like a t-rex- only his mouth is wider and it is more powerful. Snakes are a lot like dinosaurs- actually they pretty much are dinosaurs, because they are reptiles too.

Did you know that snakes are very powerful? If you get bit by a generic snake nothing will happen. If you get bit by a rattle snake it hurts you but you won't die. When you get bit by a asp, you'll die. A boa constrictor doesn't have poison but he just squeezes you to death. Then he eats you.