I Love Experiments

This one is for McCall. I love you, McCall.

I love experiments! Experiments are little things that can do stuff, but sometimes they do stuff that's bad. Jumba made them. He is a alien evil genius. He knows how to make anything. Experiment 626 is named Stitch. I am experiment 164. I am the dinosaur boy. I love dinosaurs so much that they love me. That is my powers.

I like Lilo. She is a little Hawaiian girl. Why wouldn't I not like her? I like her because she's pretty.

Pleakley is a goofball with one eye. Mosquitos like to bite him. Nani is boring. She be's mean on every single show. She goes surfing. That's where you get on a board and go into the ocean. Then you stand up and go fast. If you fall off the board then you sink, because people don't have air bladders like fish do.