Don't Mess With Tescas

Grammy Darla in Tescas is funny. She always tells me funny things when she writes me letters. Here is a funny dinosaur joke for her:

What do you call a giant meat-eating dinosaur that wears a cowboy hat and boots? At Tyrannosaurus Tex!

That's a good one for her because she lives in Tescas. Tescas is a lot far from here. It takes 30 days to get there. Granny from Tescas is in Tescas. Kelsi from Tescas used to live in Tescas but now she lives in Idaho. Nick used to live in Tescas but now he is on a mission in Kentucky. Old Granny in the thing with wheels used to live in Tescas but now she lives with Jesus.

[Dad's Note: It's probably obvious, but 'Tescas' = Texas.]