Why Does Momma Take So Long In Stores?

This one is for my pal McCall.

Why do momma's take so long in stores? Sometimes we go in the store with momma but sometimes we stay in the car with dadda. Lots of times dadda just doesn't want to go in stores. I don't like to go in boring stores but I do like to go in good stores like Wal-Mart and D.I. Sometimes dadda lets coulter drive the car around the parking lot when momma is in the store.

When momma goes in the store by herself she just takes too long. I think she is dilly-dallying in there. Last night she went in Wal-Mart for so long and we had to call her on dad's phone and ask her if she was dilly-dallying. Do you know what I love to do when momma is in a store? Trick her! When she comes out of the store we pretend like we're driving away. It is very funny.

MCCALL CHYMES IN: Bridger gets all his stuff from Wal-Mart. Everything. That's becase Wal-Mart has a lot of dinosaur stuff. Bridger spends all his money on dinosaurs. Nothing else. Every time he gets some money he buys dinosaurs.

[Dad's Note: She's right. Bridger spends every last cent he gets (or finds) on dinosaurs and dinosaur accessories.]