A Pirate's Life NOT For Me

This one is for Gammy. She likes Pirates of the Caribbean.

I don't like pirates. Maybe I like them a teency bit. A pirate is a spooky guy who loves money and gold. They sail across the sea to find it. They have a map and they find the 'X' and start digging. I don't like pirates because they will try to take my stuff.

I used to be scared of them but not any more. I even sword-fighted a pirate. We was by the sea and we walked by a pirate ship. He gave me a sword and we fighted. I beated him. Dinosaurs are way more powerful than pirates.