Halloween 101

This one is for Madison. She is my friend at school.

Do you know what Halloween thing is my favorite? Spiders and pumpkins. Dinosaurs are not Halloween stuff, but they actually kind of are Halloween stuff because meat-eating dinosaurs eat other dinosaurs and that that's spooky, but not spooky to me. Spooky means Halloween. So does ghosts.

Pumpkins are Halloween stuff because you carve them spooky. They're not Halloween stuff before you carve them. They're Halloween stuff when you carve them spooky and light them. I have a dinosaur pumkin that dadda carved like a dinosaur. I love my pumpkin but I don't want to name him because some day he will die and we'll have to put it out where all the dead pumpkins go.