Plans for the Sneaker Spider

The sneaker spider isn't mean to me. He just follows me. Maybe he follows me because he likes me. Kindergarten learned me that I should be nice to all bugs, even spiders. Next time I see him I will pick him up with a spoon or a bug picker-upper called tweezers and put him in a cup or something. If he's nice to me I will play with him, but I will not let him crawl on me. I will find something for him to live in, like a bowl or a cup or a tank. Then I would find stuff for him to climb on, like grocery trees. I would put some dirt in to make him comfy, and maybe some leaves or grass. Then I would make him spin webs for me that have words in them.