Falling off the Turnip Truck

This one is for the brachiosaurus. He is a wonderful dinosar with a really long neck.

Dadda can look at the computer and know if I'm doing good in school. How can dadda do that? He says he didn't just fall off the turnip truck. If you just fell off the turnip truck that means you are dumb. If you fall off the turnip truck a long time ago you are smart.

He must be joking about the turnip truck because falling off a turnip truck doesn't make you smart or dumb. Falling off a turnip truck just makes you hurt. Maybe they should put higher walls on turnip trucks so people don't fall off them so much.

[Dad's Note: Bridger was amazed that we could track his progress in school using a parent Web interface. When he asked me how I knew what he was doing in school, I told him I didn't just fall off the turnip truck. This phrase obviously got his wheels spinning.]