Baloonkas and the Chocolate Factory

[Dad's Note: The following are the ramblings of an over-stimulated, delirious kindergartener]

My mom says I should dedicate my blog to people and not things. Like I wanted to give this one to this horse tie I'm chewing in my mouth, but I'll give this one to Momma. But the horse tie is cool because you can bend it around anything.

I'm watching a show about chocolick. It's called Willy Wonka. Dadda says he never seen it but I remember he saw it. Everything is made out of chocolick. There is little guys called baloonkas. There's a lot of them and there is a big huge waterfall that is chocolick. I'm not kidding you.

Wouldn't it be fun if you could live somewhere that everything is made out of chocolick? I wish we had a room in our house that had flowers made out of chocolick that you could eat.

Did you know there is a kind of gum in this movie that turns people fat- into the size of a blueberry? It makes you move slow and have little hands and little legs. It makes you look like you're going to blow up. If dadda ate some of this gum it would turn him blue and turn him fatter than he already is.

Now they are eating lots of delicious candy. A lot, I tell ya. But they don't even get obetes like Dus-E-Boy.

What if there were chocolick dinosaurs?! If I had those I would take them with me every single place. Hmm. Now a little kid's grandpa is singing. He went with the little boy to the factory with so much chocolick. That show makes me want chocolick. But we couldn't get any now because all the stores are closed. Except Wal-Mart.

[For newcomers, 'obetes' = diabetes.]