Ode To Spam

This one is for Simmy and everybody who lives with him.

Mmm...Spam. That's what I'm talkin' about!

My favorite song is the one about Spam, but it's not a song but it has a song in it. The lady says "Spam, eggs, bacon, and Spam." "But I don't like Spam!" "I'll have your Spam then. I love it. Spam Spam Spam Spam Spam!"

Spam is a kind of meat that you cook on a fryer. I love it soooo much. You can’t roast spam like a marshmallow cause it will catch on fire. Dadda, why has it been so long since we had Spam?

[Dad's Note: The song Bridger is talking about is Monty Python's famous Spam parody.]