Sneaker Spiders At The Kids House

This post is for Lisa. She is the kids mom. I sit in her swing and talk to her about dinosaurs. She be's very nice to me and I love her very much.

Did you know that dragons are cold-blooded monsters? I got a cool dragon at Wa-Mart, but now I can't find it anywhere.

There is a sneaker spider at the kids house. It sneaks up on me every single day. But Weston killed it with a stick. But it was the momma one he killed. The dad is still out there somewhere. Probably under the ground, since that's where bugs live. When Weston finds it he will kill him too.

There is a hole outside the kids house. We should dig it up and find if there's any spiders in it. I was at the kids house and I opened the back door. Lisa was going to come out to watch that trick I can do. I can do a hand-stand flipover cartwheel. See? When she opened the door I seed a spider that's a sneaker spider. It was the momma. It's not a zebra spider. A zebra spider is a spider that's striped up with white black white black white black everywhere.

WESTON'S OUTLANDISH CLAIM OF THE DAY: I'm going to get a new pool because there's spiders in my other one. I'm going to get it at the Wal-Mart.

[Dad's Note: Maybe our family should spend a little less time at Wal-Mart.]