Coke Bad, Chocolick Milk Good

Weston is a teaser. He teased me that the longnecks didn't come before the T-Rex, but I know that they were there before T-Rex. Weston doesn't drink Coke any more because I told him it makes his muscles little. I just drink chocolick milk and water and juice, so my muscles are strong. Chocolick milk is not like Coke. You shouldn't drink Coke because it makes you small and makes your muscles little.

Did you know that a microraptor looks like a bird? But the oviraptor doesn't. Or the Utah raptor or velociraptor or eoraptor. The deinonychus kind of looks like a bird. There is even a bambiraptor. But it doesn't look like Bambi. He looks more like a compsagnathus. But here's the thing- it isn't a compsagnathus.

[Dad's Note: "Chocolick milk" is our little code name for PediaSure. But don't tell Bridger that (he wouldn't drink it if he knew it was healthy). He's quite the picky eater and is pretty stubborn about things, so we round his diet out with a little "chocolick milk" on the side.]