There's a 'Merican Flag Sticking Out Of Our Grass

I'm thinking about soldiers right now. Soldiers stand very still. They sometimes sing songs. They fight the bad guys and some of them die. Maybe dinosaurs can help the soldiers kill the bad guys!

Dadda, are you writing everything I say?

Soldiers make me happy. They are very nice guys. I love them very much.

Somebody put a 'Merican flag in our grass today. It is my favorite flag. It is square- no, rectangle- and it has 3 colors. It has stars. When we see the 'Merican flag we put our hands on our heart and say the American flag thing. America is the best place to be because we have lots of good guys.

There's a statue of a lady called the statue on the temple. She just stands there and holds that fire stick up in the air. It means America. It's not real fire in there but I pretend it's real fire.

[Dad's Note: "statue of the temple" = "Statue of Liberty" and "the American Flag thing is the Pledge of Allegiance."]